Monday Exercise: 18th January 2016

Grumpy Cat bedIt’s Monday morning, and to get you in the writing mood for the week ahead, here’s a writing exercise for you to try.

Today, write a newpaper or Craigslist advert selling a dragon.

And if you fancy a challenge, it’s a dragon who, uh, has a slight…problem. Not a major one, oh no no no! It’s just that he’s a little, well…

Incontinent? Allergic to humans? Sarcastic? Too fond of your fire tongs? Has unfortunately roasted three of the neighbour’s cats, nine squirrels and four pigeons? Is just simply getting too big for your living room?

Have fun!

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